PHOENIX MAN PROBED!

HE may have been the butt of many jokes in his neighbourhood but having a vibrator jammed up his jack was no laughing matter for Phoenix resident *Kris Nair midweek.
Nair rushed himself to a hospital in the Mount Edgecombe area to dislodge the miscreant object which made its way north during a love game gone wrong.
It is unknown whether Nair was in the company of another or alone when the incident happened.
Reliable hospital sources who spoke to the Golden City Voice revealed though the young man was in great discomfort when he arrived on Wednesday.
The man revealed that in a love game, which he claimed involved only himself (but which medical authorities had doubts on),  the device made its way up until it disappeared into his nether region.
Doctors at the hospital became concerned when the object - size unknown - showed up in X-rays in the man's colon.
"While doctors and nurses had a medical think on what to do, the embarrassed but hurt man said he had to use the toilet. However he soon disappeared," said an inside source.
He added the man later called to thank hospital doctors and nurses "profusely" claiming that he and his amorous love toy had thankfully parted ways.
A doctor, who did not want to be quoted for fear of popularity, urged Golden City Voice adult readers to be careful when using such toys.
"Most importantly though, it is important to tell a family member and to get to a hospital as soon as is possible. Such body invasions can result in great injury if not treated timeously."
At the time of going to press it was not ascertained as to whether the object was still in vibratory mode at the hospital or at what point the battery had run out.
* To respect doctor/patient confidentiality, and out of respect to the patient, his real name has not been used.
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